drarna:

the fact that axe handles are made of wood is the ultimate “fuck you” to trees

malletkind:

“Why the hell am I still awake, I have to be up in 3 hours” the musical

tyrogue:

names to call your Hot BF while on a date:

• Mohammad Ali
• the white house(ONLY say this on the second date)
• Animal Crossing: New Leaf
• 
• *shinji ikari screaming*
• bracelet